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remember
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started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
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anus:
today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
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I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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*hides good snacks from family members*
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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